Sakura Quotes

Me: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sakura: "A sparkly pink mermaid!"

About her mac n cheese: "That tastes like juicy penguin!"

"Mom, your teeth are upsidedown."

Me: "Maybe I should put the food (72 hr kits) in trash bags."
Sakura: "MOM! We do not eat trash bags!"

"When I get bigger I'm going to marry Jesus in the temple in my white dress. I can marry Jesus - he's a prince. Ryan's a prince. He said no."

Why Sakura got in a fight with her friend: "Grace said I do not like pink!" (wouldn't play with her for weeks)

Me: "It's Christmas break."
Sakura: "Christmas is broken?!"